Wouldn’t you think that something that has been around for years has more truth to it than something that was just written two days ago about something that happened in the 1500’s, with no real evidence of such things happening?
<3 = I’m falling for you.
:) = I wanna cuddle up with you while watching movie.
;) = I like you a lot.
:( = You should talk to me more.
:D = You’re sexy/beautiful.
;O = I want to be best friends.
:P = I want you more than anything.
:K = Kiss me.
:| = You annoy me.
* = We need to make out!
<*3 = I want a relationship with you.
8D = I want to do sexual things with you.
Please do this.
Tonight I got hit on by a guy who said he was 34, but really he was 54.
He asked me my age, and I said 21.
He said “you know what I hear when you say 21? ’I don’t know shit.’”
And I was just getting super uncomfortable. I don’t like being mean to other people, but this dude was not taking no for an answer.
Then he says “I know a lot of things. Maybe I can teach you a thing or two.”
And I said “No thank you, I know what I need to know for now.”
And then the bartender rescued me.
I wanted to cry with how creeped out I was.